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Where's the money?
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I tell you, I need
just a few more days.
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Please, I can get it.
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What are you gonna do to me?
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Movie starts in three minutes.
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If you don't tell us
where the money is,
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we're gonna cut your fingers of
during the opening credits.
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Titles. Credits come at the end of the movie.
Titles come first.
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Fine, titles.
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We're gonna cut 'em off
during the fucking titles.
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The shows starts
in two minutes.
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I tell ya, I just need
a couple more days.
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Please, don't do it.
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No! I'm telling you,
don't do it!
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You gotta listen to me,
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whatever you do, don't do it.
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Do you hear me?
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Don't do it.
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The show starts in one minute.
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We gotta get him out of there.
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Devine hasn't given a signal. We
move when Devine gives the signal.
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Maybe he forgot it, Ray.
He's tied to a chair.
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That's Sal Rossi, Jr.
Down there, right?
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Dancing popcorn. Jesus Christ.
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Screw the signal. I say
we get him out of there.
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No, wait. Devine
hasn't given a signal
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because he wants Rossi
to take a finger.
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What are you talking about?
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Take a finger?
What if you're wrong, Ray?
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What if he forgot
the fucking signal?
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Look, don't you get it?
If Sal takes that finger,
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we get him for assault, attempted murder.
That's 20 years.
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This is crazy. He doesn't
want us to wait, Ray.
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He doesn't want us to wait while
some psycho takes his finger.
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This is Devine's detail,
and he wants us to wait.
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The dancing hotdog.
Jesus Christ!
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All right, you get some ice.
You get the finger.
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Aah!
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Hello. I'm home.
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Sasha, where are you?
I have presents.
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Sasha!
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Mr. Devine,
I tried calling you.
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They said it was impossible to reach you.
I even tried that special number.
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I have these presents I wanna
give to Sasha. Where is she?
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I'm sorry, sir,
your dog is dead.
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She killed herself.
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What?
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The Jacuzzi. She threw herself
into the Jacuzzi.
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I tried to find you.
It was horrible.
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Well, no, maybe she fell in.
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Oh, there was a witness.
Alejandro, the gardener's son.
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It was suicide.
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Suicide?
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She was lonely. She couldn't
stand it anymore.
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Why the fuck didn't you
go outside and play with her?
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Throw the little red ball
with her?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Devine.
I know you loved that dog.
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On Tuesday, she dug up
all the flowers
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and then took a dump
in the kitchen.
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I believe that was her note.
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Joe, from the beautiful words
you've written,
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it's clear to me that Sasha
wasn't just a great dog.
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She was a great friend.
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Sasha was loyal,
she was compassionate,
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and she loved to shake.
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And now I'm going to ask you to bow
your head for one minute of silence.
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Sorry to hear about Sasha.
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I know you were
close to that bitch.
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So what brings you to town?
Did you hear about my finger?
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Yeah. Very proud of the work
you're doing here in Houston.
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Then why don't you get me
the hell out of here?
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Jack, you've been deputy director
of the Bureau for six years,
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and I've been stuck here
for five of those years.
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Do you know
what people would say
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if I handed you the Gotti
detail in New York?
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They took my fucking index finger.
They cut my fucking finger off.
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And we appreciate that.
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I'm your brother, Jack.
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You tell 'em I can do this,
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and I'm gonna nail
these motherfuckers.
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Take it easy. Listen,
I am on your side.
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I'm on your side. We all know
you're gonna be a star, Joseph.
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Jack, I'm never gonna
be a star in Houston.
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I know. That's why
I'm sending you to Providence.
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Providence?
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There's mobsters
in Rhode Island?
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What are we doing in Rhode Island?
We were better off in Houston.
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That's Tommy Sanz in there,
Gotti's cousin.
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Second cousin.
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He's still family.
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Sal Rossi, Jr.
Wasn't even Italian.
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Hey, we nail
this Tommy Sanz guy,
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that could be our ticket
to Philadelphia, New York,
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maybe even Washington.
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FBI agens believe John Gotti
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planned Paul Castellano's murder
outside Sparks Steak House
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in December, 1985,
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and prosecutors are expected to try
to make another case against him.
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With Gotti in prison...
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So, Tommy, you get invited
to John's party?
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...for their own protection.
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Investigators have been
watching Gotti...
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I really don't think.
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John considers me
part of the family anymore.
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It's my face, Willie.
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The guys back home
can't stand to look at me.
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I thought after the second surgery,
things would change. Pfft.
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Did you talk to that
plastic surgeon?
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He said he wanted to take skin
from my ass cheeks
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and put it on my face.
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I beat that cocksucker
with his own chair.
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I need to do something big.
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Or I'll never get back
to New York.
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There's another movie shooting
in town. Horror movie.
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One of the producers
calls Wally over at the local.
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Seems they need a favor
from the teamsters.
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I said big, Willie,
big, like this TV.
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That's 52 inches.
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They need 10 trucks max,
25 drivers, no hassles.
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Last time, our cut
was three grand.
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Fine. Tell Wally...
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They're talking about a bribe.
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They're taking a bribe
from those movie people
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that make a deal
with the union.
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So?
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So the mob controls the union,
the teamsters,
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which means
they control the trucks,
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the trucks
the movie people use.
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What the hell are ya
talking about?
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I know how we're gonna
get Tommy Sanz.
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Agent Devine, it says here
you wanna produce a movie?
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No, sir. Actually, there really
isn't going to be a movie.
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I only want Tommy Sanz
to think I'm producing a movie.
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We really don't give a shit.
Just tell us the play.
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Trucks. This is how all movies
are made, sir, with trucks.
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We're gonna offer
Tommy Sanz a bribe
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to intercede with the
teamsters on our behalf,
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and once he accepts, we're gonna
nail him for racketeering.
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Well, there's an obvious
risk here, Agent Devine.
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What do you know
about producing movies?
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Ohh...
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
you're such a star.
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I don't hear anything, honey.
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It's not happening. They're not
making any sound, honey. No.
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I can't take it anymore, Steve.
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I can't take it anymore, Steve.
I can't take it anymore.
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I'm gonna go kill...
The headphones.
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Hey, shut the fuck up!
Do you understand me?!
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Shut the fuck fucking up!
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I'm gonna fucking come down
there and fucking kill you.
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Do you hear me,
you motherfuckers?
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I'm sick and tired of living
like this my whole life!
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Smells like shit! Yeah,
I'm talking to you!
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You piece
of motherfucking shit!
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We live in a kennel.
We live in a kennel.
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Yeah, but you know who boards
their dogs down there?
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Goldie Hawn, Ted Danson,
Meryl Streep.
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Connie Chung.
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I've met agents down there,
studio heads.
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I'm gonna kill those dogs. I'm
gonna fucking kill those dogs.
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All right, if you wanna move,
we'll move,
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but then we're both gonna
have to work full-time.
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Could you just stop it?
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I'm so sick of you
and your threats.
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How many years have I had to
live with you and your threats?
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Maybe I don't wanna be
an actress anymore.
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You're a great actress.
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Oh, let's stop
the bullshit, Steven.
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I am not an actress.
I play the piano at the mall.
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It's not the mall.
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It's Nordstrom's, where
every casting agent shops.
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I'm 34 years old.
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How messed up am I that I have
to stay here and live like this?
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Make a great story,
though, won't it,
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when you're famous and you
have to talk about your life?
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"Valerie Weston
goes from pound to gown
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as she steps out of her limo
at the Chinese theater."
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I'm going to work.
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I know you're nervous, Robert.
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It's your first day,
but you're gonna do great.
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You'll be working
as a floater in concessions.
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You'll be in charge
of napkins and butter.
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A large is three squirts,
a medium two squirts...
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Thanks.
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You're welcome. Next, please.
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Thank you. Enjoy the show.
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Thank you. Enjoy the show.
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Mandy Patinkin?
Mandy... Mandy Patinkin?
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Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin.
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Ma... Mandy Patinkin.
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Stop it, Arnie.
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No, you stop telling me
how great I am
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and you tell me
where my fucking script is.
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Y-Y-You do not wanna
eat lunch off my ass.
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You wanna eat lunch off my ass?
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I thought you were kosher.
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Arnie, I'll make you a deal...
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you deliver that script,
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and lunch is on me,
you Lebanese piece of shit.
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Love to Bernice
and the baby. Roger!
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00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:07,021
Roger, can you get me my back
brace and my banjo, please?
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00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:12,092
I'm a big fan
of law enforcement.
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00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:14,327
I used to date the black guy
on Hill Street Blues.
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So you're going undercover
as a Hollywood producer.
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Yes.
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Are you doing features
or TV or MOWs, what?
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Movies.
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God, I love the movies.
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After I was stabbed
by my personal trainer in 1981,
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I was terrified
to leave my house.
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And then, one day,
I went to the movies!
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Oh, God, and I never came home.
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The movies saved my life.
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I'm even back with that trainer
now, which is really remarkable.
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Roger! Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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Roger!
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Never hire a diabetic.
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Huh. What exactly
does a producer do?
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Well, where's your script?
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Script? I don't have a, uh...
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You don't have a script?
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No.
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Roger! I'm sorry.
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00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:23,019
Camille, can you get
fucking Roger!
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00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:26,622
You know what? I'm sorry.
I've got a 3:30 and...
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Well, can you help me
find a script?
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This is Hollywood.
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Just go outside and ask anyone
you see to give you a script...
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a gardener, a cripple,
a child molester.
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They've all got 'em.
You just gotta find one.
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00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:47,106
Roger? Do I need
to give you your shot?
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My deepest condolences, sir.
Here's your ticket.
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The script is called Arizona.
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It's the true story
of a young woman's
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spiritual journey
through the desert
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as she battles cancer
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and searches for the spirit
caves of the Hopi Indians.
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00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,465
I, uh, actually
have a script with me.
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00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:21,468
If you had time, maybe after
Shiva, you might wanna...
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So tell me about your script.
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00:17:23,338 --> 00:17:25,571
OK. It's a romantic comedy.
It's about this couple...
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They find the guy, they find
the head of the organization,
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like, on a golf course.
Right. Or a river.
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00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,544
It's the true story
of a young woman's
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spiritual journey through the
desert as she battles cancer
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while searching for the spirit
caves of the Hopi Indians.
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I've already
got a cancer movie.
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What kind?
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Brain.
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Brain? Brain's
been done to death.
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This is breast.
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I have Meg Tilly attached,
and Meg Tilly likes brain.
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The rest of the time,
he's got no head.
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00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:54,058
He's got, like, seven hours
to find a new head,
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00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,393
but he's fucked up
because he has no head.
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00:17:56,395 --> 00:17:58,428
It's about fallen angels.
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00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:01,464
They're not evil, but they were
supposed to watch over humanity
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to protect us.
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00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,633
So that's basically it...
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It's a road picture,
it's a love story,
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it's a tear-jerker.
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00:18:11,408 --> 00:18:13,341
OK, but here's the kicker...
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It's an election day. Uh-huh.
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And he can't vote
because he's got no head.
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00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:45,269
Hey.
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00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:54,677
The Jacuzzi.
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00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:59,148
She threw herself
into the Jacuzzi.
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Val, put the dog down.
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00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:05,320
I was trying to nap
before my audition,
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and I know this is
the dog that barked,
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00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,256
you little fuck!
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00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:11,524
Honey, you're gonna get this commercial, I know it.
You love Raisin Bran.
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00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:15,828
I'm not going on the audition, Steven.
I'm finished.
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Put the Pomeranian down.
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00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,699
I know it's gonna keep on barking,
I know it's gonna keep on barking.
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00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,334
No, it's not. It's not
gonna keep on barking
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00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:27,237
because you're gonna give me the dog, and
I'm gonna take it out of here right now.
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00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:31,240
It's OK. You can do it.
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00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:38,746
Wh-What are you, some kind
of Good Samaritan?
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00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:40,581
No.
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I'm a Hollywood producer.
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00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:56,127
Oh, sweetheart, it's OK.
It's all right.
283
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,362
No, honey, it's gonna be OK.
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00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,631
Movies and TV
or just movies or...
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00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,765
Aw, honey.
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00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:06,702
Um, I'm Steven... Schats.
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00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,638
Steven Sch... aw, honey, baby.
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00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,140
Who's Steven Schats?
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00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:13,741
Uh, he's done quite a bit of directing
in the Los Angeles theater.
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00:20:13,743 --> 00:20:18,812
He won the Goldstein Award
for Debbie Does Shabbat
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at Temple Judaica.
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00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:24,383
Billy Crystal is a member
of that congregation.
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00:20:24,385 --> 00:20:26,151
Is Billy Crystal
going to be in the movie?
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00:20:26,153 --> 00:20:28,486
Uh, no. Because
there is no movie.
295
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,254
Then why do you
need a director?
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00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:32,589
I need a director in order to
sell the movie to Tommy Sanz.
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00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,524
But you said there is no movie.
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00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,926
I'm not really making a movie,
sir. I'm just producing one.
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00:20:38,495 --> 00:20:42,396
We, uh... really
don't give a shit.
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00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:45,632
Just tell us the play.
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00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:49,335
The screenplay
is entitled Arizona.
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00:20:49,337 --> 00:20:52,838
It's the inspiring true story
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00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,607
of a dying young woman as she
travels through the desert
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00:20:55,609 --> 00:21:00,878
in search of herself and the
Hopi Indian spirit caves.
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00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,414
What kind of movie is that?
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00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:08,651
It's a tear-jerker, sir.
She... dies in the end.
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00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:11,487
From dehydration?
308
00:21:15,392 --> 00:21:17,658
Don't come down here...
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00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,293
Lonnie.
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00:21:20,295 --> 00:21:22,495
Steven. What are you
doing here?
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00:21:22,497 --> 00:21:25,464
Lonnie, get dressed.
I have a meeting in one hour.
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00:21:25,466 --> 00:21:27,532
It's a lunch with a producer
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00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:30,968
who read my script over the
weekend, and he liked it.
314
00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:32,803
Of course he did.
It's brilliant.
315
00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:35,272
He asked me if I was
bringing representation.
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00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:38,708
I didn't wanna look like a schmuck,
so I told him I had an agent.
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00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,409
You want me to go with you?
318
00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:42,677
Oh, you know
I don't drive anymore.
319
00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:44,578
You don't have to drive.
I'll drive.
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00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:48,248
Just put on some clothes.
Get dressed.
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00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,384
We've got a lunch.
We've got... a lunch.
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00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:57,222
Hmm. Don't touch the mail
if it comes. Ever. Don't.
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00:21:57,224 --> 00:21:59,891
Lonnie. Lonnie, just go get dressed.
Go get dressed.
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00:21:59,893 --> 00:22:03,494
Relax, Steven, it's just a lunch.
Where's the meeting?
325
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,928
Musso and Frank's.
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00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,629
You're in luck.
327
00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:10,699
Heh-heh. I got a blowjob
at Musso and Frank's.
328
00:22:14,337 --> 00:22:16,770
No, no, no. You listen to me,
you Lebanese piece of shit.
329
00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:20,006
I'm the producer, I'm in charg,
this is my picture, you got me?
330
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:23,709
Ha-ha, OK. My love to Bernice.
I'm so sorry.
331
00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:25,644
Uh, I'm sorry we're late,
Mr. Diamond.
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00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:28,013
This is Lonnie Bosco
of Bosco and Sugarman.
333
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,548
Pleasure.
334
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,685
Steven, let me just say that I read
the screenplay for Arizona...
335
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,353
and I absolutely loved it.
336
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,321
My wife Sasha died recently,
337
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,424
so the story
really hit close to home.
338
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,626
What kind of cancer
did she have?
339
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,028
She drowned in a Jacuzzi.
340
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,531
The dentists from Boston
that I represent,
341
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:51,432
they love the movie as well.
342
00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:53,918
I know, the script
needs a lot of work.
343
00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:56,403
We're prepared to make a deal
for you to direct the movie.
344
00:22:56,405 --> 00:22:59,072
You wanna make a deal
for me to... but I'm...
345
00:22:59,074 --> 00:23:01,507
Now, we wanna move forward
right away.
346
00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:04,150
Do you think you could make the
movie for, say, $1 million?
347
00:23:09,015 --> 00:23:10,647
Steven wants final cut.
348
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:13,016
No, no, Lonnie,
I don't need final cut.
349
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,785
Final cut. That's no problem.
Casting approval?
350
00:23:15,787 --> 00:23:18,621
Yes. He's the director.
351
00:23:18,623 --> 00:23:22,424
He wants 10% of, uh...
352
00:23:22,426 --> 00:23:24,826
first-dollar gross points.
353
00:23:24,828 --> 00:23:28,129
Yes. OK, 10%.
354
00:23:28,131 --> 00:23:30,998
You're saying yes?
355
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,633
You want me to direct Arizon?
356
00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:36,035
You really...
you want me to do that?
357
00:23:36,037 --> 00:23:39,138
I'm not saying yes.
358
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,906
I'm saying hell, yes.
359
00:23:40,908 --> 00:23:45,110
He's saying, "Yes, hell, yes,"
360
00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:48,613
at Musso and Frank's.
361
00:23:48,615 --> 00:23:52,850
There's only
one question I have.
362
00:23:52,852 --> 00:23:54,985
The cover of the screenplay sas
it's written by Steven Schats
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00:23:54,987 --> 00:23:56,686
and Marshal Paris?
364
00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:59,088
Yes. Marshal Paris,
he's my brother.
365
00:23:59,090 --> 00:24:00,622
Paris is his pen name.
366
00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:02,757
We wrote the story
about our sister.
367
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:03,958
She's the dead lady.
368
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,527
Well, before we make any deals,
369
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,028
I'm gonna wanna secure all the
rights, get some signatures.
370
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,164
Oh, well, that's impossible.
Marshal went home.
371
00:24:13,902 --> 00:24:16,769
You'll just have to go home
one more time, Steven.
372
00:24:16,771 --> 00:24:18,103
No, no, no.
373
00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:21,539
Home... to the Ponderosa.
374
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:24,441
The Ponderosa?
375
00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:28,077
Ladies and gentlemen...
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00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:30,612
the Cartwrights.
377
00:24:30,614 --> 00:24:32,880
Adam, Hoss, Little Joe,
378
00:24:32,882 --> 00:24:36,216
and Ben Cartwright!
379
00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:39,118
Run for cover, folks.
380
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,487
It seems the Snake-Eye Gang
has robbed the bank.
381
00:24:44,457 --> 00:24:47,958
It's over, Snake Eyes.
Drop the gold.
382
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,794
We don't want no more
killing here.
383
00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:53,930
It's got nothing to do
with your boys, Cartwright.
384
00:24:53,932 --> 00:24:58,167
Let's just settle this,
you and me.
385
00:25:09,212 --> 00:25:11,979
The gift shop will be open
till 7pm.
386
00:25:16,218 --> 00:25:19,919
Bathrooms are out of order.
387
00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:21,553
Marshal?
388
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,691
We're closing.
389
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,125
Where's Dad?
390
00:25:30,127 --> 00:25:34,028
Ben Cartwright
gets off at 2:30.
391
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:37,564
He's the star of the show.
What are you doing here?
392
00:25:37,566 --> 00:25:40,767
We did it, Marshal.
We're making Arizona.
393
00:25:40,769 --> 00:25:43,169
Charlotte's story will be told.
394
00:25:43,171 --> 00:25:44,904
That's impossible.
395
00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:48,240
I haven't shown anyone
that script in two years.
396
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:51,142
Look at this. You see this?
397
00:25:51,144 --> 00:25:54,545
It's a contract
from a producer.
398
00:25:54,547 --> 00:25:56,547
He wants you to sign a release.
399
00:25:56,549 --> 00:25:58,215
It's not for sale.
400
00:25:58,217 --> 00:26:00,283
We're gonna split $100,000.
401
00:26:00,285 --> 00:26:03,052
This is real, Steven.
This is my life.
402
00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:06,555
I am a person
with an identity now,
403
00:26:06,557 --> 00:26:08,089
not some Hollywood flunky
404
00:26:08,091 --> 00:26:10,891
spending his entire life
waiting to have lunch.
405
00:26:12,761 --> 00:26:15,795
I want you
to sign this release.
406
00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:18,164
I want you to understand
what this means to me,
407
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:21,934
that I've spent my whole life
waiting to yell "action" and "cut"
408
00:26:21,936 --> 00:26:24,736
for the first time.
409
00:26:24,738 --> 00:26:27,872
I used to believe you when you said
we'd have matching black Corvettes,
410
00:26:27,874 --> 00:26:30,808
that one day, we'd get to
walk up the red carpet
411
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:33,110
and get interviewed
by Mary Hart.
412
00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:35,312
I really thought it was true.
413
00:26:35,314 --> 00:26:38,315
It is true, all of it.
It's just ten years late.
414
00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:42,118
I'm sorry, Steven.
I'll never sign.
415
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,955
And you can tell Hollywood
she already had her chance.
416
00:26:51,729 --> 00:26:54,329
I just need your signature
right here next to Marshal's.
417
00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:58,199
Why does Steven have to sign
a release, Mr. Diamond?
418
00:26:58,201 --> 00:27:00,834
It's standard.
419
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,836
I'm gonna sign a release, the dentists
in Virginia will sign a release.
420
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,571
Look at this guy.
421
00:27:04,573 --> 00:27:06,239
He really thinks
he's making a movie.
422
00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:09,108
We fucked up, Ray. There's a big
plumbing outfit here in L.A.
423
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,876
Joe Diamond Plumbing.
424
00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:14,012
Shit. We have to
change his name.
425
00:27:14,014 --> 00:27:18,849
I don't know what to say.
Is this really happening?
426
00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:20,650
This is it, Steven.
427
00:27:20,652 --> 00:27:22,618
Thank you, Mr. Diamond.
428
00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:25,687
Steven, you've got yourself
a green light.
429
00:27:26,623 --> 00:27:27,955
Ehh.
430
00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:30,824
� Looks like he made it.
431
00:27:30,826 --> 00:27:34,060
Looks like Steven's on the way
432
00:27:34,062 --> 00:27:37,596
� To a better life
433
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:43,635
� Looks like he made it
434
00:27:43,637 --> 00:27:46,938
� Steven Schats is on the way
435
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:50,041
� To a better life
436
00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:59,081
� Looks like he made it .
437
00:28:00,684 --> 00:28:02,617
Steven, come on up.
438
00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:09,790
OK. OK, great. Well, I just wanna
thank all of you for being here.
439
00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:13,126
And I wanna tell you that all of you
are going to be working on this movie.
440
00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,996
And I wanna thank one man
for that, I wanna...
441
00:28:17,998 --> 00:28:20,798
The man who made this
all possible...
442
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,666
the man who came into my life
443
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:24,668
and gave me the gift
of a green light.
444
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:28,138
He made all my dreams come true
as the producer of Arizona...
445
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,806
Mr. Joe Diamond!
446
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,978
� Come on, get happy.
447
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:38,113
Yeah, Joe Diamond.
448
00:28:38,115 --> 00:28:41,883
A whole lot of talent
is what he'll be bringin'
449
00:28:41,885 --> 00:28:44,151
� To make you happy.
450
00:28:44,153 --> 00:28:45,285
Thank you.
451
00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:47,186
� He had a dream...
452
00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:50,322
Steven, my name isn't Diamond.
It's Wells.
453
00:28:50,324 --> 00:28:53,124
Wells? I thought
it was Diamond.
454
00:28:53,126 --> 00:28:56,827
No. Joe Wells. That's my name.
455
00:28:56,829 --> 00:28:58,228
But you said it was Diamond.
456
00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:02,165
No, it's Wells.
It's always been Wells.
457
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,433
It's a common mistake.
458
00:29:04,435 --> 00:29:05,867
� ...happy
459
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:10,971
� He'll make you happy.
460
00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:13,740
Look at them all.
461
00:29:13,742 --> 00:29:17,710
I thought you might wanna be
here when I picked one out.
462
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,145
How do you know
which one to get?
463
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:31,020
And... action.
464
00:29:31,989 --> 00:29:34,289
Action.
465
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,257
Action.
466
00:29:36,259 --> 00:29:39,893
Cut it. That's lunch,
people. Moving on.
467
00:29:39,895 --> 00:29:45,031
Very quiet, please.
Director on set.
468
00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:52,770
Something wrong?
469
00:29:52,772 --> 00:29:55,472
I know what the first shot
is going to be.
470
00:29:55,474 --> 00:30:00,109
A wide shot looking across
the desert floor.
471
00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:04,279
Nothing can be seen for miles.
472
00:30:04,281 --> 00:30:06,948
Then we slowly push in.
473
00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,082
An image appears...
474
00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,851
in the distance,
limping toward us.
475
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:15,287
Charlotte, an angel
walking on water.
476
00:30:15,289 --> 00:30:18,723
Only the water is burning sand,
477
00:30:18,725 --> 00:30:19,965
and the angel is dying.
478
00:30:22,295 --> 00:30:25,129
I've had that shot in my head
for a long time.
479
00:30:25,131 --> 00:30:28,398
Thank you, Joe.
480
00:30:29,067 --> 00:30:31,233
Listen, Steven,
481
00:30:31,235 --> 00:30:33,868
what do you think about doing
the picture in New England?
482
00:30:33,870 --> 00:30:36,303
I don't understand.
483
00:30:36,305 --> 00:30:38,789
Do you think you could make it
work in, let's say, Rhode Island?
484
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:41,274
The dentists and I have made a very sweet
deal with the film commission there,
485
00:30:41,276 --> 00:30:44,010
and they're gonna roll out
the red carpet for us.
486
00:30:44,012 --> 00:30:45,778
But the movie
is called Arizona.
487
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:48,180
It's always taken place
in Arizona.
488
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:50,015
There are scenes
inside the Grand Canyon.
489
00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:54,519
Well, but the guts of the story
wouldn't have to change.
490
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,120
What about the Hopi Indians?
491
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,755
Yeah, but do you realize
how many Indians
492
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,456
wound up settling
in Rhode Island?
493
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,459
Take it from me,
I've been to both places,
494
00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:06,895
and the similarities
would astound you.
495
00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:09,564
Do that again.
496
00:31:09,566 --> 00:31:12,033
We're calling this operation
"Dramex."
497
00:31:12,035 --> 00:31:14,869
At this time, I would like
to introduce Fanny Nash,
498
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:17,638
the producer of the hit
comedy No Means No
499
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,541
to discuss proper
Hollywood protocol.
500
00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:31,583
I am over 35 years old.
501
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:36,521
I am physically unable
to bear children,
502
00:31:36,523 --> 00:31:39,524
and I pay alimony
to my ex-husband,
503
00:31:39,526 --> 00:31:42,326
who is a faggot,
504
00:31:42,328 --> 00:31:44,194
yet I am willing to bet
505
00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:49,965
that all of you would fuck me
over that desk right now
506
00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:53,068
if you knew you'd be having
lunch with Harrison Ford
507
00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:56,237
as soon as you blew your wad.
508
00:31:56,239 --> 00:32:00,574
If you wanna carry yourself lie
you're in the movie business,
509
00:32:00,576 --> 00:32:05,645
you need to act like
the big dog, Clifford,
510
00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:11,984
and remember that
everyone in the entire world
511
00:32:11,986 --> 00:32:16,555
is desperate to play with
your big red balls.
512
00:32:16,557 --> 00:32:23,227
I can see clearly now,
the rain has gone
513
00:32:23,229 --> 00:32:27,631
I love you all.
I'll see you on the set.
514
00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:33,102
...all obstacles in my way...
515
00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:35,104
It may have taken ten years,
516
00:32:35,106 --> 00:32:38,006
but Papillion
has jumped from the cliff,
517
00:32:38,008 --> 00:32:40,308
and he's swimming to the shore!
518
00:32:41,577 --> 00:32:43,276
� ...sun-shiny day.
519
00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:46,178
Break a leg, Steven.
520
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:53,584
It's gonna a bright,
bright, sun-shiny day .
521
00:32:53,586 --> 00:32:57,154
We're expecting a smooth
flight into Rhode Island,
522
00:32:57,156 --> 00:33:01,524
so please sit back, relax
and enjoy the flight.
523
00:33:01,526 --> 00:33:03,559
So how old was she?
524
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:08,563
Who?
525
00:33:08,565 --> 00:33:10,531
Your wife when she died.
526
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:15,068
If you don't wanna
talk about it, I understand.
527
00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:18,037
Sasha was my age.
528
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,439
Was she in the business?
529
00:33:26,512 --> 00:33:29,513
Now, why would I marry a whore?
530
00:33:30,382 --> 00:33:32,248
A whore?
531
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:36,118
No, no, the business.
The movie business.
532
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,186
Oh, right, the movie business.
533
00:33:38,188 --> 00:33:41,122
Yes, she was, yes.
534
00:33:41,124 --> 00:33:42,356
What did Sasha do?
535
00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:44,057
Hair. She did hair.
536
00:33:44,059 --> 00:33:47,493
Hair. Hair. That's great.
537
00:33:47,495 --> 00:33:49,495
So you met on the set?
538
00:33:49,497 --> 00:33:51,497
Yes, on the set.
539
00:33:51,499 --> 00:33:53,298
What movie?
540
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,033
Um...
541
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,239
Jaws.
542
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240
Jaws? Your wife
did the hair on Jaws?
543
00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,309
That's one of
my favorite movies.
544
00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,411
Mine, too.
545
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:11,313
Did it bother her that Quint
always wore a hat?
546
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:14,282
Well, they had
some words, yeah.
547
00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:16,017
That is so ironic.
548
00:34:18,154 --> 00:34:21,321
She worked on Jaws, and then
she drowns in a Jacuzzi.
549
00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:28,427
I never really thought of it
that way before.
550
00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:31,696
Rest of your family...
are they in the movie business?
551
00:34:31,698 --> 00:34:36,200
Well, I have one brother.
He's a doctor, a surgeon.
552
00:34:36,202 --> 00:34:39,803
He was the smart one.
Top of his class.
553
00:34:39,805 --> 00:34:43,439
I was never much of a student.
554
00:34:43,441 --> 00:34:47,442
In the sixth grade,
I was struck by lightning.
555
00:34:49,279 --> 00:34:50,244
Lightning?
556
00:34:52,114 --> 00:34:54,547
I was standing
in the playground
557
00:34:54,549 --> 00:34:57,816
with a metal lunchbox.
558
00:34:57,818 --> 00:35:00,585
Suddenly, I saw this light,
559
00:35:00,587 --> 00:35:04,121
the brightest light
you can imagine.
560
00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:07,190
The next thing I knew, I was...
561
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:10,359
I was inside of the light,
and...
562
00:35:10,361 --> 00:35:14,095
I was part of the light.
563
00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:17,431
Fuck.
564
00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:22,202
Feel the top of my head.
Go ahead.
565
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,836
You feel that?
566
00:35:23,838 --> 00:35:25,304
Yeah.
567
00:35:25,306 --> 00:35:28,340
You know what that is?
568
00:35:28,342 --> 00:35:30,308
That's one in a million.
569
00:35:49,728 --> 00:35:52,562
Steven, this is Troy Haines
570
00:35:52,564 --> 00:35:54,530
from the Rhode Island
film commission.
571
00:35:54,532 --> 00:35:57,165
Hey, welcome to Providence,
Mr. Schats,
572
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:58,833
the Arizona of the east.
573
00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:01,435
And this is
the Woonasquatucket River,
574
00:36:01,437 --> 00:36:03,570
which used to be known as the
Moshassuck Dam before the floods of '64
575
00:36:03,572 --> 00:36:05,305
and was seen over the credits
576
00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:08,174
of the situation comedy
Doctor, Doctor.
577
00:36:10,678 --> 00:36:12,577
Joe, I have to be honest.
578
00:36:12,579 --> 00:36:16,147
This doesn't resemble
the Colorado River at all.
579
00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:18,182
Look at all that cement.
580
00:36:18,184 --> 00:36:20,551
There's way too many cars.
581
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,253
That's a snack bar?
Tony Roma's?
582
00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:26,389
What if we were to shoot the
skinny-dipping scene at night?
583
00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:30,825
I don't know how Rick would see
Charlotte's birthmark.
584
00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:32,726
What about the ducks?
585
00:36:32,728 --> 00:36:35,795
Don't worry about the fucking ducks.
I'll take care of them.
586
00:36:35,797 --> 00:36:40,332
This is the second-largest
landfill in New England,
587
00:36:40,334 --> 00:36:41,633
shot by director Miles O'Keefe
588
00:36:41,635 --> 00:36:43,635
in the climatic scene
of his film.
589
00:36:43,637 --> 00:36:45,570
Nora Declares War.
590
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:47,171
Back then, it was a park,
591
00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:50,207
now it's the Grand Canyon.
592
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,711
Just picture some burros,
593
00:36:55,713 --> 00:37:00,248
some tourists
in some loud t-shirts.
594
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,583
The trucks are a sound problem.
595
00:37:02,585 --> 00:37:04,718
I think there's
too many seagulls.
596
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,655
Well, they mainly feed
in the mornings.
597
00:37:08,657 --> 00:37:12,225
No different than
the buzzards of Sedona.
598
00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:20,565
Garage 16, the Hopi Indian
spirit cave.
599
00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,402
How am I supposed to get
30 Indians in there
600
00:37:25,404 --> 00:37:27,837
dancing around a fire?
601
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:35,177
Well, we're gonna have to,
you know, force 'em in.
602
00:37:41,918 --> 00:37:43,517
Steven...
603
00:37:45,454 --> 00:37:47,454
Steven...
604
00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:51,958
Joe, what are we gonna do?
Most of the locations are shit.
605
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,894
No cactus, there's no desert.
606
00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:57,563
You have to call the dentists.
607
00:37:57,565 --> 00:38:00,265
Maybe you could change the
script just a little.
608
00:38:00,267 --> 00:38:05,870
Change the script? Change...
Joe, Joe, this script is...
609
00:38:05,872 --> 00:38:08,939
You can't just change the...
a cactus is a cactus.
610
00:38:08,941 --> 00:38:11,841
I have an obligation
to Charlotte.
611
00:38:11,843 --> 00:38:14,610
I don't have a cactus,
I don't have any thorns.
612
00:38:14,612 --> 00:38:16,678
I don't have any thorns,
no torn dress.
613
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,913
No torn dress,
no birthmark on the ass.
614
00:38:18,915 --> 00:38:22,249
No birthmark, no skinny dipping
with Rick and Charlotte
615
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:23,917
on the mighty Colorado River!
616
00:38:23,919 --> 00:38:25,752
No skinny dipping,
no water snake.
617
00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:28,221
No water snake,
no Chlamydia scare.
618
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:31,457
No Chlamydia scare,
no doctor...
619
00:38:33,694 --> 00:38:35,860
Well, let me
take care of all that.
620
00:38:35,862 --> 00:38:37,361
I'm the producer, OK?
621
00:38:39,298 --> 00:38:42,899
I don't think I can
make this work here.
622
00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,635
Hey, do me a favor.
623
00:38:45,637 --> 00:38:48,304
Come with me. I wanna
show you something.
624
00:38:48,306 --> 00:38:50,239
Come on.
625
00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:03,416
� Hey, everybody
626
00:39:03,418 --> 00:39:05,718
� Let's have some fun
627
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,419
� You only live but once.
628
00:39:07,421 --> 00:39:09,421
And when you're dead,
you're done
629
00:39:09,423 --> 00:39:12,290
� So let the good times roll..
630
00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:15,693
Mr. Schats, welcome
to the Providence Biltmore.
631
00:39:15,695 --> 00:39:19,563
This is your key
to the Eisenhower Suite.
632
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:21,364
I don't care
if you're young or old.
633
00:39:21,366 --> 00:39:25,867
You oughta get together
and let the good times roll
634
00:39:28,404 --> 00:39:30,771
� Don't sit there mumbling...
635
00:39:30,773 --> 00:39:32,906
This is your suite.
636
00:39:32,908 --> 00:39:34,741
� If you wanna have a ball...
637
00:39:34,743 --> 00:39:37,043
Welcome, sir.
638
00:39:37,045 --> 00:39:40,646
And let
the good times roll now.
639
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:43,649
I'm talkin' 'bout
the good times.
640
00:39:43,651 --> 00:39:45,584
Maybe it doesn't
have to be cactus.
641
00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:48,353
Well, it makes no differene
whether you're young or old
642
00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:52,790
� All you got to do is get together
and let the good times roll .
643
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,536
Tommy, where you goin'?
644
00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,538
Wally's havin' a meetin'.
645
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,739
With who?
646
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,140
Hollywood.
647
00:40:12,142 --> 00:40:13,941
Uh, Mr. Kamin, Steven here
648
00:40:13,943 --> 00:40:16,710
is one of the most sought-after
commercial directors in Hollywood.
649
00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:21,547
Last year, he was nominated for a
Cleo Award over in East Germany.
650
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:22,981
The commercial was for
651
00:40:22,983 --> 00:40:24,816
a new work boot
called the Verspatten.
652
00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:28,186
I can assure you, the teamsters
will support your project 100%.
653
00:40:28,188 --> 00:40:29,854
See, Mr. Kamin,
that's the thing.
654
00:40:29,856 --> 00:40:32,990
We were hoping to do
this picture non-union.
655
00:40:32,992 --> 00:40:37,060
You know, no teamsters,
no minimums.
656
00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:39,695
That gonna be a problem?
657
00:40:39,697 --> 00:40:43,565
Let me make this as clear
as I possibly can.
658
00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:48,069
There is no way you are going
to produce a film in my town
659
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,838
without a full load
of union trucks
660
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,540
and union drivers
surrounding your set.
661
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:57,610
You try and make a movie here
without our trucks,
662
00:40:57,612 --> 00:41:02,014
and I'll shut you motherfuckers
down before lunch.
663
00:41:09,456 --> 00:41:15,126
Excuse me, can I help you
with something?
664
00:41:15,128 --> 00:41:17,995
I hear you're having trouble
with the teamsters.
665
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:22,232
I know somebody that can help.
666
00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:34,142
Look at this.
667
00:41:34,144 --> 00:41:37,778
They say American football
don't compare to rugby.
668
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:39,679
Last night, a player
was kicked out
669
00:41:39,681 --> 00:41:42,181
for shoving his index finger
up another guy's ass
670
00:41:42,183 --> 00:41:43,482
at the bottom of the pile.
671
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:48,986
Tommy, this is Joe Wells,
movie producer.
672
00:41:48,988 --> 00:41:50,187
It's a pleasure, Mister...
673
00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:54,157
You know what I hate,
Mr. Wells?
674
00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:57,727
Poor sportsmanship.
675
00:41:57,729 --> 00:42:01,764
I see you're
lookin' at my face.
676
00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:05,934
My wife set me on fire
while I was sleepin'.
677
00:42:09,272 --> 00:42:15,575
She doused me with lighter
fluid, lit a match.
678
00:42:15,577 --> 00:42:19,779
Six months later,
our marriage fell apart.
679
00:42:19,781 --> 00:42:22,547
She's very beautiful.
680
00:42:24,517 --> 00:42:27,017
Thank you.
681
00:42:27,019 --> 00:42:31,154
I promised her Manhattan,
Las Vegas, Chicago.
682
00:42:31,156 --> 00:42:34,857
But it wasn't happening for me.
683
00:42:34,859 --> 00:42:38,894
Thanks to her, company
sends me to Providence.
684
00:42:38,896 --> 00:42:42,130
Tommy, he brought the money.
685
00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:43,631
All of it?
686
00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:45,199
8,000.
687
00:42:45,201 --> 00:42:48,969
We'd like you to take care
of this thing, Mr. Sanz.
688
00:42:48,971 --> 00:42:52,572
We don't want any trouble with the union.
It's done.
689
00:42:52,574 --> 00:42:53,973
Congratulations.
690
00:42:53,975 --> 00:42:57,710
You just made a deal
with the teamsters.
691
00:42:57,712 --> 00:43:00,679
That's it. Sanz took the bribe.
692
00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:02,180
Let's move.
693
00:43:02,182 --> 00:43:07,251
Wait, wait. Devine
hasn't given a signal.
694
00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:12,923
Let me ask you something,
Mr. Wells.
695
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:17,794
How hard is it to get into
the movie business?
696
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:27,735
Hi, Steven. Haah!
697
00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:31,105
Val... what are you doing here?
698
00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:40,913
Why are you limping?
699
00:43:40,915 --> 00:43:43,282
Charlotte was bitten
by a water snake.
700
00:43:43,284 --> 00:43:48,052
I jammed a fork into my thigh
to create a sense memory.
701
00:43:48,988 --> 00:43:51,121
Oh...
702
00:43:51,123 --> 00:43:53,590
Oh.
703
00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:56,225
Oh, Steven, Steven...
704
00:43:56,227 --> 00:43:59,861
tell me I'm gonna
play Charlotte.
705
00:43:59,863 --> 00:44:03,865
Tell me I have the part.
706
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:06,968
Tell me it was all worth it.
707
00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,603
Well, it's, uh...
708
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,937
That's complicated.
709
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:13,039
I do have casting approval,
though.
710
00:44:22,349 --> 00:44:24,716
We heard the tape.
He took the bribe.
711
00:44:24,718 --> 00:44:27,652
That's racketeering, conspiracy
to manipulate the union.
712
00:44:27,654 --> 00:44:29,720
Abe, you saw how easy
this one was.
713
00:44:29,722 --> 00:44:31,688
We can go after
bigger fish now.
714
00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:34,824
Joe, it took three dogs to
find your finger in Houston.
715
00:44:34,826 --> 00:44:36,926
You know what
you're gonna lose,
716
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:38,694
you start messing with the
bigger fish in Rhode Island?
717
00:44:38,696 --> 00:44:40,962
It's over.
718
00:44:40,964 --> 00:44:41,329
Abe, just give me one more
week here in Providence.
719
00:44:41,331 --> 00:44:42,963
No.
720
00:44:42,965 --> 00:44:46,966
Let me just cast the movie,
that's all I'm asking.
721
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:51,069
Yeah, cast the movie.
722
00:44:51,071 --> 00:44:52,870
You said there was no movie.
723
00:44:52,872 --> 00:44:55,305
Tommy Sanz is already on the line.
We can always reel him in.
724
00:44:55,307 --> 00:44:57,173
Let's see who else we can hook.
725
00:44:57,175 --> 00:44:58,274
Cast the movie.
726
00:45:00,344 --> 00:45:04,245
You mean really cast it
or pretend to cast it?
727
00:45:04,247 --> 00:45:07,181
Steven, this is
Monica Montebello.
728
00:45:07,183 --> 00:45:11,018
She'll be reading the role of Charlotte's
oncologist, Dr. Gail Reeves.
729
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,286
Hi. How are you?
730
00:45:14,055 --> 00:45:15,687
Thank you.
731
00:45:15,689 --> 00:45:17,955
I need a moment, please.
732
00:45:17,957 --> 00:45:20,123
Should I get the stethoscope?
733
00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:23,059
You think she should audition
with the stethoscope?
734
00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:31,166
Oh, look at the shot
I'm getting.
735
00:45:31,168 --> 00:45:34,869
What are you doing?
You're shooting her tits.
736
00:45:34,871 --> 00:45:36,270
What choice do I have?
737
00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:42,742
You think it would be OK if I ask
Joe if I could shoot the movie?
738
00:45:42,744 --> 00:45:44,276
What are you talking about?
739
00:45:44,278 --> 00:45:47,245
I wanna be the cinematographer.
740
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:06,929
Steven. Steven.
741
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,130
Emily French is here.
742
00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,698
She just drove up in a limo.
743
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,833
She wants to read
for Charlotte.
744
00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:12,934
Emily French?
745
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,468
She's been nominated.
746
00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:18,004
She must think
this is a big movie.
747
00:46:18,006 --> 00:46:19,338
Maybe it is a big movie.
748
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,473
Emily French.
749
00:46:21,475 --> 00:46:23,875
Oh, she's fantastic.
She was nominated.
750
00:46:23,877 --> 00:46:26,310
Oh, what's the name
of that movie she was in?
751
00:46:26,312 --> 00:46:28,211
Um, she's a blackjack dealer.
752
00:46:28,213 --> 00:46:30,279
I don't think I saw it.
753
00:46:30,281 --> 00:46:32,714
I didn't see it, either.
754
00:46:32,716 --> 00:46:35,049
No, you saw it. Um... Eric Roberts
does her on the pool table.
755
00:46:35,051 --> 00:46:36,717
She's got
silver-dollar nipples.
756
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,219
Oh, yeah. I saw that on Cinemax.
Oh, man, she's good.
757
00:46:39,221 --> 00:46:40,887
I remember that one.
758
00:46:40,889 --> 00:46:43,089
Yeah. What was the name
of that thing?
759
00:47:04,511 --> 00:47:07,211
Emily. Emily French.
760
00:47:07,213 --> 00:47:09,246
Hi, I'm... Hi. How are you...
761
00:47:09,248 --> 00:47:10,880
Don't look at me.
762
00:47:10,882 --> 00:47:13,449
I just had a facial,
and my skin looks disgusting.
763
00:47:13,451 --> 00:47:14,850
No, it looks great.
764
00:47:14,852 --> 00:47:16,451
Really great. Really great.
765
00:47:16,453 --> 00:47:18,486
I'm sorry I just
turned up like this,
766
00:47:18,488 --> 00:47:20,488
but I got ahold of the script
767
00:47:20,490 --> 00:47:23,524
and decided to fight the
good fight for this one.
768
00:47:23,526 --> 00:47:25,966
Do you mind if I do
the suicide scene?
769
00:47:27,997 --> 00:47:31,431
Um...
770
00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:35,468
I might use this chair
771
00:47:35,470 --> 00:47:38,971
as my spirit cave.
772
00:47:40,174 --> 00:47:43,175
Hmm. It's really good,
actually.
773
00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:45,076
Could you get me a water?
774
00:47:45,078 --> 00:47:46,177
Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
775
00:47:46,179 --> 00:47:47,344
And would you mind
getting the lights?
776
00:47:47,346 --> 00:47:49,512
Yes, ma'am.
777
00:47:49,514 --> 00:47:53,449
Women in Hollywood...
they are beautiful.
778
00:47:53,451 --> 00:47:57,286
You should see
the women in the navy.
779
00:47:57,288 --> 00:47:58,453
The navy?
780
00:47:58,455 --> 00:48:01,022
They are nice.
781
00:48:05,962 --> 00:48:08,529
Would you switch, actually?
782
00:48:13,502 --> 00:48:15,001
Yeah.
783
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:37,421
I can't even write my own name.
784
00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:47,595
I guess this means
it's almost over.
785
00:48:50,299 --> 00:48:56,903
I can't keep my hand
on the page.
786
00:48:56,905 --> 00:49:02,041
Where were you
when I needed you?!
787
00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:05,044
� Do you know
788
00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:08,013
� Where you're going to?
789
00:49:08,015 --> 00:49:10,615
� Do you like the things.
790
00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:15,486
Life is show... ing you?
791
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:28,530
In a moment, I'm gonna die.
792
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:32,568
I wish I could
live to see that.
793
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,613
She's a very good actress.
794
00:49:45,615 --> 00:49:50,084
After my nomination,
I just... freaked out,
795
00:49:50,086 --> 00:49:52,352
turned everything down
that they sent.
796
00:49:52,354 --> 00:49:54,754
Then I had
a late-term abortion,
797
00:49:54,756 --> 00:49:57,423
went into deep depression,
got really into coke,
798
00:49:57,425 --> 00:50:00,125
moved to Florida for a year
799
00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:02,293
and made a bunch of B-movies for my
Eurotrash boyfriend, who wrote and directed
800
00:50:02,295 --> 00:50:06,030
and made sure I got my tits out
in every other scene.
801
00:50:06,032 --> 00:50:08,465
The truth is,
I was blackballed in Hollywood
802
00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:11,634
because the great Jed Walker
claimed that the baby was his,
803
00:50:11,636 --> 00:50:14,303
that I had murdered his baby
in the fifth month,
804
00:50:14,305 --> 00:50:17,606
which, if you had seen it,
it clearly was not.
805
00:50:17,608 --> 00:50:20,008
But Hollywood wasn't calling,
806
00:50:20,010 --> 00:50:22,744
so my assistant and I
checked ourselves into rehab
807
00:50:22,746 --> 00:50:24,112
in New Mexico
808
00:50:24,114 --> 00:50:26,247
and started working with clay,
809
00:50:26,249 --> 00:50:28,515
building miniature
adobe structures.
810
00:50:28,517 --> 00:50:30,750
Yeah, I've still got
a condo there,
811
00:50:30,752 --> 00:50:32,551
but I've decided
to start acting again,
812
00:50:32,553 --> 00:50:34,019
and that's why
I was in New York,
813
00:50:34,021 --> 00:50:36,421
doing that horrible
little play in the buff.
814
00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:41,792
Steven, when
my African-American agent
815
00:50:41,794 --> 00:50:45,462
sent me a copy of Arizona...
816
00:50:49,601 --> 00:50:53,202
...I cried all night...
817
00:50:53,204 --> 00:50:56,504
...because I was born
to play Charlotte.
818
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:02,108
I tried to kill myself...
819
00:51:02,110 --> 00:51:04,477
twice,
820
00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:08,280
once in the bathtub and...
821
00:51:08,282 --> 00:51:11,082
once in Switzerland.
822
00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:14,318
Miss French,
823
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,556
we're prepared to offer you the role
of Charlotte right here and now.
824
00:51:19,558 --> 00:51:21,591
Wait a minute. Valerie...
Could I have your autograph?
825
00:51:21,593 --> 00:51:25,061
Joe, I have casting approval.
It's in my contract.
826
00:51:25,063 --> 00:51:27,430
What the fuck is your name?
827
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:29,432
We have a chance to do something right
now that could change our lives.
828
00:51:29,434 --> 00:51:32,067
For the first time, I've
seen the movie in my mind,
829
00:51:32,069 --> 00:51:34,135
I feel it in my gut.
830
00:51:34,137 --> 00:51:36,103
As your producer, I'm asking
you not to mess this up.
831
00:51:36,105 --> 00:51:39,406
There you go. Why don't you go
and ruin somebody else's dinner?
832
00:51:42,443 --> 00:51:44,476
We have a limited budget.
833
00:51:44,478 --> 00:51:46,377
Are you kidding?
834
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,179
I don't need the money.
835
00:51:49,181 --> 00:51:50,813
I'll be your slave.
836
00:51:50,815 --> 00:51:52,481
I'll wash your shorts.
837
00:51:52,483 --> 00:51:54,449
I'll clip your toenails.
Give me that glass.
838
00:51:54,451 --> 00:51:58,686
I have not failed a drug test
in six months.
839
00:51:58,688 --> 00:52:00,154
Thank you.
840
00:52:05,094 --> 00:52:07,661
Ahem. Miss French,
what are you doing?
841
00:52:10,699 --> 00:52:13,566
Peeing in a cup.
842
00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,112
There you go.
843
00:52:28,114 --> 00:52:31,315
I'll pee in a cup every day.
Twice a day.
844
00:52:31,317 --> 00:52:32,816
The fucking insurance people
845
00:52:32,818 --> 00:52:35,351
can have all the hot,
steaming piss they want.
846
00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:39,421
So, tell me about yourselves.
847
00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:45,126
I want to go into business
with you, Joe,
848
00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:47,294
start producing movies
all over the country.
849
00:52:47,296 --> 00:52:51,131
I got contacts... Philadelphia,
Jersey, Chicago, New York.
850
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:54,167
I middle the deals with the
teamsters, you produce the movies.
851
00:52:54,169 --> 00:52:55,768
I'm talking about
a 50/50 partnership.
852
00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:57,636
These are movies
we're talking about here.
853
00:52:57,638 --> 00:53:00,438
There is risk. You can't
put guns to people's heads
854
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,607
and make 'em go to the movies.
If you say so.
855
00:53:03,609 --> 00:53:07,143
Anyway, that's why it's your jb
to make good movies.
856
00:53:07,145 --> 00:53:09,311
Do you think you could do that?
Yeah, I'm a producer.
857
00:53:09,313 --> 00:53:12,193
That's what I do. Good, 'cause
this is what I will do.
858
00:53:25,295 --> 00:53:27,528
Are you insane?!
859
00:53:27,530 --> 00:53:29,329
It's in Variety, Joe. There's
an article in Variety.
860
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:31,731
That was planted by Emily
French's publicist,
861
00:53:31,733 --> 00:53:33,733
and it's exactly
what we needed.
862
00:53:33,735 --> 00:53:36,268
We can't have articles
about famous actresses
863
00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:38,503
starring in
our undercover operation.
864
00:53:38,505 --> 00:53:41,272
We're not even supposed to tell
our wives about these things.
865
00:53:41,274 --> 00:53:43,841
Sanz is a partner, which
means they're all partners.
866
00:53:43,843 --> 00:53:46,777
I'm telling you, we've
gotta make this movie now.
867
00:53:46,779 --> 00:53:49,579
I can produce Arizona
for $1 million,
868
00:53:49,581 --> 00:53:51,781
sell off the foreign
and video rights
869
00:53:51,783 --> 00:53:53,749
for twice that much,
870
00:53:53,751 --> 00:53:56,818
presell network and cable
because of Emily French.
871
00:53:56,820 --> 00:54:00,288
And if this movie turns out
the way that I know it will,
872
00:54:00,290 --> 00:54:03,691
I believe we can get
an American distribution deal,
873
00:54:03,693 --> 00:54:05,793
which could mean millions more.
874
00:54:05,795 --> 00:54:08,595
You guys have got to trust me.
875
00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:11,598
Two years from now, the heads
of the Rhode Island family
876
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,266
will be in federal prison
877
00:54:13,268 --> 00:54:16,234
watching the movie
that put them away on HBO.
878
00:54:19,672 --> 00:54:23,807
Abe, we'd better
read the script.
879
00:54:23,809 --> 00:54:26,309
Don't hurt him! He's my baby!
880
00:54:26,311 --> 00:54:27,844
Val, put the dog down.
881
00:54:27,845 --> 00:54:29,378
What do you think, Steven?
You can just send me away?
882
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:32,514
You can just send me back to the Valley?
No, Charlotte was mine.
883
00:54:32,516 --> 00:54:34,682
Val, it's Emily French.
884
00:54:34,684 --> 00:54:37,317
I was supposed to be Charlotte.
885
00:54:37,319 --> 00:54:38,551
She's had breast-reduction
surgery.
886
00:54:38,553 --> 00:54:40,953
She understands the mindset
of mastectomy.
887
00:54:40,955 --> 00:54:43,922
I'm going home, Steven,
to do porno.
888
00:54:43,924 --> 00:54:46,758
I'm going home to the Valley.
889
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,593
Please...
890
00:54:48,594 --> 00:54:50,427
I'm gonna go home, Steven.
That's right. I'm serious.
891
00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:52,863
Because of you, I'm gonna
get gang-banged, Steven,
892
00:54:52,865 --> 00:54:55,765
gang-banged in Woodland Hills.
893
00:54:55,767 --> 00:54:58,300
A lot of great actresses
started out in porn.
894
00:54:59,803 --> 00:55:01,969
I'm gonna
break this dog's neck.
895
00:55:01,971 --> 00:55:03,603
Don't. Listen.
896
00:55:03,605 --> 00:55:06,606
Listen, what if you played
Dr. Gail Reeves?
897
00:55:07,976 --> 00:55:10,343
Hmm.
898
00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:13,245
The oncologist?
899
00:55:27,928 --> 00:55:31,029
I can't believe it. Yeah,
I'm the richest man in town.
900
00:55:31,031 --> 00:55:33,364
You know why? Because
I have friends. Yeah.
901
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:35,866
Let's make a movie.
Let's do it.
902
00:55:35,868 --> 00:55:37,667
Yeah!
903
00:55:37,669 --> 00:55:39,368
"The following screenplay
904
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,570
"is the property
of the United States Governmen.
905
00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:43,405
"Fade in - Arizona - Day.
906
00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:45,607
"A wide shot
across the desert floor.
907
00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:48,575
Charlotte is an angel
walking across the water."
908
00:55:51,012 --> 00:55:53,946
I'm leaning toward this one
with the white nose.
909
00:55:53,948 --> 00:55:57,716
Looks like he might be named Thunder.
His name's Frosty.
910
00:55:57,718 --> 00:56:00,685
What if we called him Thunder?
That's his name in the script.
911
00:56:00,687 --> 00:56:02,453
Would he still trot for us?
912
00:56:02,455 --> 00:56:05,656
He's a donkey. He trots
when you hit him with a stick.
913
00:56:05,658 --> 00:56:06,990
Jesus!
914
00:56:06,992 --> 00:56:09,525
Look at the cock
on this one, Steven.
915
00:56:12,296 --> 00:56:14,896
I want riding lessons
immediately.
916
00:56:14,898 --> 00:56:16,597
We're in The Hollywood Reporte.
917
00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:18,699
Look at this.
Both our names are mentioned.
918
00:56:18,701 --> 00:56:21,601
Steven, you just got
a telegram from Pat Morita.
919
00:56:26,707 --> 00:56:28,073
He's read half the script,
920
00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:30,775
and he thinks he wants
to play the part of Rick.
921
00:56:30,777 --> 00:56:32,943
I'm calling his agents.
922
00:56:32,945 --> 00:56:34,577
This is perfect.
923
00:56:34,579 --> 00:56:36,779
I've always pictured Rick
as a middle-aged Asian.
924
00:56:36,781 --> 00:56:38,814
If we get Morita,
we can have anybody we want
925
00:56:38,816 --> 00:56:40,749
for old man Laramie
and Chief Black Bear.
926
00:56:40,751 --> 00:56:44,052
Joe, I want soaring music over
the reptile house montage.
927
00:56:44,054 --> 00:56:47,055
I think we should go after
Randy Newman to do the score.
928
00:56:47,057 --> 00:56:49,090
Who's Randy Newman?
929
00:56:49,092 --> 00:56:51,725
He wrote the score
to The Natural.
930
00:56:51,727 --> 00:56:54,594
Randy Newman. "I Love L.A.,"
"Short People"?
931
00:56:55,897 --> 00:56:58,664
� Short people got
932
00:56:58,666 --> 00:56:59,831
� No reason
933
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,365
� Short people got
934
00:57:01,367 --> 00:57:03,567
� No reason.
935
00:57:03,569 --> 00:57:09,005
Short people got
� No reason to live.
936
00:57:09,007 --> 00:57:11,907
They got little hands
� ...hands
937
00:57:11,909 --> 00:57:13,108
� Little feet.
938
00:57:13,110 --> 00:57:14,476
They drive little cars
939
00:57:14,478 --> 00:57:16,010
� That go beep-beep-beep.
940
00:57:16,012 --> 00:57:19,646
Well, I don't want
no short people.
941
00:57:19,648 --> 00:57:23,416
Don't want no short people
round here...
942
00:57:23,418 --> 00:57:27,452
What the fuck's wrong with Joe?
943
00:57:29,522 --> 00:57:33,390
Abe, why don't we start
with our general comments?
944
00:57:33,392 --> 00:57:35,825
"While we love
the emotional journey
945
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,027
"that Charlotte takes
in this script,
946
00:57:38,029 --> 00:57:40,562
"we feel there are things
that could make this story
947
00:57:40,564 --> 00:57:43,565
"more accessible
to a general audience.
948
00:57:43,567 --> 00:57:47,135
Number one... a high-speed
motorcycle chase."
949
00:57:47,137 --> 00:57:51,372
Um, I really think we need
to discuss the burro first.
950
00:57:51,374 --> 00:57:53,941
Right.
951
00:57:53,943 --> 00:57:56,510
The burro is a big problem
in Washington.
952
00:57:56,512 --> 00:57:58,745
I've already booked the burro.
953
00:57:58,747 --> 00:58:01,080
As we read it, Charlotte
frees the old burro
954
00:58:01,082 --> 00:58:02,881
at the bottom
of the Grand Canyon.
955
00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:05,751
Yeah, she knows she's dying,
so she frees the burro.
956
00:58:05,752 --> 00:58:08,620
If she liberates the burro back
into the wild, he's gonna die.
957
00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:11,856
Guys, Steven loves the burro.
958
00:58:11,858 --> 00:58:16,727
Joe, we suggest she free some other
type of animal, maybe a large bird.
959
00:58:16,729 --> 00:58:19,696
She could come across
an injured bird
960
00:58:19,698 --> 00:58:21,931
on the side of the road,
maybe an eagle.
961
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:24,400
She could mend its wing
and then set it free.
962
00:58:24,402 --> 00:58:27,102
American bald eagle's an emotional
symbol in this country,
963
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:28,703
and they're endangered.
964
00:58:28,705 --> 00:58:30,605
She's on foot,
965
00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:34,140
so why is she walking around
carrying a large eagle?
966
00:58:36,544 --> 00:58:39,711
If she had a motorcycle,
she wouldn't be on foot.
967
00:58:39,713 --> 00:58:42,947
I heard you're cutting
the burro scene.
968
00:58:42,949 --> 00:58:46,283
Why wasn't I called? We didn't
think it would matter to you.
969
00:58:46,285 --> 00:58:48,285
You didn't think
it would matter to me.
970
00:58:48,287 --> 00:58:50,287
They didn't think
it would matter to me.
971
00:58:50,289 --> 00:58:51,621
You didn't think
it would matter to me.
972
00:58:51,623 --> 00:58:54,223
I'm the executive producer
of this film.
973
00:58:54,225 --> 00:58:57,859
I have business cards printed.
It fuckin' matters!
974
00:58:57,861 --> 00:58:59,927
Tommy, the dentists in Boston
975
00:58:59,929 --> 00:59:02,930
believe that the old burro
would die in the wild.
976
00:59:02,932 --> 00:59:05,599
That old burro's
gonna die, anyway.
977
00:59:05,601 --> 00:59:08,935
It's tired and sickly.
978
00:59:08,937 --> 00:59:10,636
You tell the dentists
979
00:59:10,638 --> 00:59:14,072
that Charlotte is giving it
some fuckin' dignity.
980
00:59:14,074 --> 00:59:18,142
We're leaning toward
another animal now.
981
00:59:19,612 --> 00:59:20,978
Like a horse?
982
00:59:23,682 --> 00:59:25,548
Eagle.
983
00:59:27,752 --> 00:59:29,084
Yeah, that'll work.
984
00:59:29,086 --> 00:59:30,919
She's gonna ride an eagle
985
00:59:30,921 --> 00:59:33,588
down to the floor
of the Grand Canyon.
986
00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:35,723
Is this a fuckin' Disney movie?
987
00:59:35,725 --> 00:59:37,858
No, no, no. She's gonna find
it by the side of the road.
988
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:40,826
It's gonna have a broken wing.
989
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:44,963
Who the fuck broke it?
990
00:59:44,965 --> 00:59:47,031
Production.
Can you hold, please?
991
00:59:47,033 --> 00:59:49,666
Production. No, Mr. Schats
is in a meeting.
992
00:59:49,668 --> 00:59:51,134
Yeah, I'll transfer you.
993
00:59:51,136 --> 00:59:53,603
Production. No, Mr. Schats
is in wardrobe.
994
00:59:53,605 --> 00:59:55,905
He can't come to the phone...
995
00:59:55,907 --> 00:59:57,840
Ta-da! Look at this.
996
00:59:57,842 --> 00:59:59,741
That's it, Emily.
That's the suicide dress.
997
00:59:59,743 --> 01:00:01,876
This will be the last
image of Charlotte
998
01:00:01,878 --> 01:00:03,777
as she jumps from
the mouth of the cave.
999
01:00:03,779 --> 01:00:05,945
Actually, I wanted to talk
to you guys about that.
1000
01:00:05,947 --> 01:00:07,246
About what?
1001
01:00:07,248 --> 01:00:09,948
The end of the picture,
the dreaded third act.
1002
01:00:09,950 --> 01:00:12,016
I know what you're gonna say.
1003
01:00:12,018 --> 01:00:13,751
We don't need the cremation montage.
It's redundant.
1004
01:00:13,753 --> 01:00:15,719
Oh, no, no, I'm talking
about Charlotte's death.
1005
01:00:15,721 --> 01:00:19,089
It seems so bloody pointless to
just kill her off like that.
1006
01:00:19,091 --> 01:00:21,291
What if she lived?
1007
01:00:21,293 --> 01:00:23,293
Lived?
1008
01:00:23,295 --> 01:00:25,161
Lived? Oh, no,
that's impossible.
1009
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:27,163
This movie is a runaway train
1010
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:29,198
heading towards
Charlotte's death.
1011
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,200
I've always felt that dying
inspired her to live,
1012
01:00:31,202 --> 01:00:33,802
which is why she tries
sushi for the first time
1013
01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:35,270
in Flagstaff.
1014
01:00:35,272 --> 01:00:37,138
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
1015
01:00:37,140 --> 01:00:38,739
OK, yeah, I get it.
1016
01:00:38,741 --> 01:00:40,307
Yeah, it was just a thought.
1017
01:00:40,309 --> 01:00:42,349
I won't bring it up again.
1018
01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:45,977
I am so starving.
1019
01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:48,612
Anybody want to get a pizza?
1020
01:00:58,056 --> 01:01:01,257
Hey, you coming downstairs?
Emily's waiting at the bar.
1021
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,096
I stole
all the little shampoos.
1022
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,698
Little conditioner,
little soaps.
1023
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,366
Even the shower cap.
1024
01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:15,068
I stole them from the hotel,
put them inside my suitcase.
1025
01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:16,903
What are you talking about?
1026
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:23,242
Two years ago,
I rented a chicken suit.
1027
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:25,377
I stood outside
the William Morris agency
1028
01:01:25,379 --> 01:01:27,645
and tried to hand out
copies of my script.
1029
01:01:27,647 --> 01:01:30,714
They sent two boys from the
mailroom to beat me up.
1030
01:01:30,716 --> 01:01:32,882
Well, hey, all that's
behind you now.
1031
01:01:32,884 --> 01:01:35,184
What if you're wrong?
1032
01:01:35,186 --> 01:01:37,786
What if I've waited
all this time,
1033
01:01:37,788 --> 01:01:40,054
and I can't do it?
1034
01:01:43,059 --> 01:01:44,858
Have you ever seen a man die?
1035
01:01:46,761 --> 01:01:48,227
I'm not sure
I understand the question.
1036
01:01:48,229 --> 01:01:50,829
No, have you actually
seen a person die,
1037
01:01:50,831 --> 01:01:52,697
watched them bleed to death,
1038
01:01:52,699 --> 01:01:54,765
seen them take
their last breath?
1039
01:01:54,767 --> 01:01:58,101
I've seen that, many times.
1040
01:01:58,103 --> 01:02:02,871
Why have you seen that?
1041
01:02:02,873 --> 01:02:05,940
I used to produce music videos,
1042
01:02:05,942 --> 01:02:07,741
and when people
look close to death,
1043
01:02:07,743 --> 01:02:10,143
when they're lying on the floor
staring up at those lights,
1044
01:02:10,145 --> 01:02:12,979
they all have the same
expressions on their faces.
1045
01:02:12,981 --> 01:02:14,880
No matter who they are,
1046
01:02:14,882 --> 01:02:17,315
people are basically afraid
of the unknown...
1047
01:02:19,052 --> 01:02:21,685
but you don't have to be afrai.
1048
01:02:21,687 --> 01:02:24,020
You can put the shampoo bottles
and the soaps
1049
01:02:24,022 --> 01:02:25,755
back in the bathroom,
1050
01:02:25,757 --> 01:02:28,090
because you're gonna make
a great movie.
1051
01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:30,959
We're gonna make a great movie.
1052
01:02:33,396 --> 01:02:35,763
Yeah.
1053
01:02:35,765 --> 01:02:37,765
Yeah.
1054
01:02:37,767 --> 01:02:39,399
Hey, Joe?
1055
01:02:39,401 --> 01:02:42,235
I put a little start-up gift
in your room,
1056
01:02:42,237 --> 01:02:44,303
just something
to say thank you.
1057
01:02:44,305 --> 01:02:46,138
I didn't get you anything.
1058
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,173
Didn't get me anything?
1059
01:02:48,175 --> 01:02:51,709
You got me to Providence.
1060
01:02:55,114 --> 01:02:57,814
Get some rest.
1061
01:03:30,945 --> 01:03:33,512
Joe, the Federal Bureau
of Investigation
1062
01:03:33,514 --> 01:03:37,516
is prepared to offer you
a three-picture deal.
1063
01:03:37,518 --> 01:03:40,151
You are kidding me.
1064
01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:44,054
We'd like to start production on movies in
Philadelphia, New Jersey and New York City.
1065
01:03:44,056 --> 01:03:46,823
Any questions?
1066
01:03:46,825 --> 01:03:49,058
I want merchandising.
1067
01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:52,794
What's merchandising?
1068
01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:54,362
Toys.
1069
01:03:55,932 --> 01:04:00,167
Go fuck yourself.
1070
01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,469
Here is the key
to the city of Providence,
1071
01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,471
Arizona of the east.
1072
01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:06,940
The good people of Providence
have one thing to say.
1073
01:04:07,475 --> 01:04:09,775
Break a leg.
1074
01:04:11,278 --> 01:04:14,379
Hello, everybody,
I'm Steven Schats, director.
1075
01:04:14,381 --> 01:04:17,148
This is Joe Wells,
our producer.
1076
01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:18,816
I'd like to just
welcome everybody
1077
01:04:18,818 --> 01:04:20,017
to the cast and crew
read-through,
1078
01:04:20,019 --> 01:04:23,053
the first one of Arizona.
1079
01:04:27,059 --> 01:04:29,426
We start shooting in three day,
and before we begin,
1080
01:04:29,428 --> 01:04:30,994
I'd like to go around the table
1081
01:04:30,996 --> 01:04:33,296
and have everyone
introduce yourself.
1082
01:04:33,298 --> 01:04:37,233
Oh, uh, Pat Morita,
playing Rick.
1083
01:04:40,804 --> 01:04:42,270
Hey, what about this?
1084
01:04:42,272 --> 01:04:44,232
Do we want to see the cancer
leave her body?
1085
01:04:45,008 --> 01:04:46,807
That could work.
1086
01:04:46,809 --> 01:04:48,275
That could work.
1087
01:04:48,277 --> 01:04:50,210
That could work.
1088
01:04:50,212 --> 01:04:52,579
How would we do that?
1089
01:04:57,885 --> 01:05:00,952
Emily French, Charlotte.
1090
01:05:02,822 --> 01:05:05,556
Clarence Smith,
cinematographer.
1091
01:05:07,493 --> 01:05:11,027
What if he said,
"Put you in remission"?
1092
01:05:11,029 --> 01:05:13,362
I like it.
1093
01:05:13,364 --> 01:05:16,598
Russell Means,
Chief Black Bear.
1094
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:20,268
Uh, it's actually not Chief Black Bear anymore.
That didn't clear.
1095
01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:22,303
You're gonna have to be called
Chief Black Hawk.
1096
01:05:22,305 --> 01:05:25,539
Oh, shit.
Hope I can handle that.
1097
01:05:29,444 --> 01:05:30,843
Valerie Weston,
1098
01:05:30,845 --> 01:05:33,278
Dr. Gail Reeves, oncologist.
1099
01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,182
Lonnie?
1100
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:41,151
This is my agent Lonnie.
1101
01:05:41,153 --> 01:05:44,487
I guess the trip
must have tired him out.
1102
01:05:44,489 --> 01:05:45,988
Lonnie.
1103
01:05:48,025 --> 01:05:50,025
Lonnie!
1104
01:05:50,027 --> 01:05:51,993
I'll be dedicating this film
1105
01:05:51,995 --> 01:05:56,063
to my late agent and dear
friend Lonnie Bosco.
1106
01:05:56,065 --> 01:05:58,098
I wrote a short poem for Lonnie
1107
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:02,001
entitled "Your Arm's Too Short
To Box With Moses."
1108
01:06:14,181 --> 01:06:16,114
Mr. Wells.
1109
01:06:20,919 --> 01:06:22,652
I've got some good news.
1110
01:06:22,654 --> 01:06:25,054
There's someone flying in
from New York tomorrow
1111
01:06:25,056 --> 01:06:27,056
for the first day of shooting,
1112
01:06:27,058 --> 01:06:29,458
someone very important to me.
1113
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:31,960
This person is
head of my family, Joe,
1114
01:06:31,962 --> 01:06:34,295
and he wants to get
into the business.
1115
01:06:34,297 --> 01:06:36,096
He's talking about John Gotti.
1116
01:06:36,098 --> 01:06:38,198
I want everyone
to stay on their toes...
1117
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,367
Gotti's coming to Providence.
...make a good impression.
1118
01:06:41,369 --> 01:06:43,402
OK, Joe?
1119
01:06:43,404 --> 01:06:46,037
So don't fuck it up.
1120
01:06:49,075 --> 01:06:50,507
� No, you got to.
1121
01:06:50,509 --> 01:06:53,943
Pick 'em up just to say hello
1122
01:06:53,945 --> 01:06:55,577
� Well, I.
1123
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,545
Don't want no short people now.
1124
01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:59,346
Whoa. Ahh.
1125
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:03,150
Remission?
You put her in remission?
1126
01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,285
Marshal.
1127
01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:08,521
You thought you could just take it, didn't you?
You thought I'd never find out.
1128
01:07:08,523 --> 01:07:10,356
Is that your gun from the show?
1129
01:07:10,358 --> 01:07:13,759
Even prop guns fired at close
range can damage an eardrum.
1130
01:07:13,761 --> 01:07:15,560
You wanna be deaf?
1131
01:07:15,562 --> 01:07:17,295
What do you want, Marshal?
1132
01:07:17,297 --> 01:07:20,598
I want what you promised me.
1133
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,100
I want to
walk up the red carpet.
1134
01:07:23,102 --> 01:07:25,502
I want my name on a poster.
1135
01:07:25,504 --> 01:07:29,639
I wanna be invited back to my high
school to speak at Career Day.
1136
01:07:29,641 --> 01:07:32,441
You want a drink?
1137
01:07:32,443 --> 01:07:34,709
Come on, Marshal.
1138
01:07:34,711 --> 01:07:37,778
Why did Dad have to look
like Lorne Greene?
1139
01:07:37,780 --> 01:07:40,180
Why did he have to be the star?
1140
01:07:40,182 --> 01:07:42,682
Take it easy, Marshal.
1141
01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:45,117
He means well.
1142
01:07:45,119 --> 01:07:47,252
He shoots me three times a day
1143
01:07:47,254 --> 01:07:48,686
in the center of town.
1144
01:07:48,688 --> 01:07:51,288
My own father guns me down
like an animal.
1145
01:07:51,290 --> 01:07:52,722
Then walk away.
1146
01:07:52,724 --> 01:07:54,623
Marshal, you're a great writer.
1147
01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:58,226
Bullshit. I'm a fake.
1148
01:07:59,295 --> 01:08:00,761
And so are you,
1149
01:08:00,763 --> 01:08:04,531
and I'm not gonna let you
get away with it.
1150
01:08:04,533 --> 01:08:07,166
What are you talking about?
1151
01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:11,136
I'm talking about Charlotte.
1152
01:08:11,138 --> 01:08:13,138
Marshal, I'm warning you.
1153
01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:14,472
I'm warning you. We have a
sister named Charlotte.
1154
01:08:14,474 --> 01:08:16,774
We have a sister. Say it.
1155
01:08:16,776 --> 01:08:20,410
We have a sister named Charlotte.
No.
1156
01:08:20,412 --> 01:08:22,111
Say it. We made it all up.
1157
01:08:22,113 --> 01:08:24,346
We never had a sister, Steven.
1158
01:08:24,348 --> 01:08:25,680
There is no Charlotte.
1159
01:08:25,682 --> 01:08:28,482
We took the name
from Charlotte's Web,
1160
01:08:28,484 --> 01:08:30,417
Mom's favorite book.
1161
01:08:30,419 --> 01:08:32,152
We had a sister. We had
a sister, you son...
1162
01:08:32,154 --> 01:08:34,220
We did not have a fucking...
1163
01:08:34,222 --> 01:08:36,121
...bitch... Sister.
1164
01:08:36,123 --> 01:08:37,322
Yes, we did.
1165
01:08:37,324 --> 01:08:38,790
We didn't have
a fucking sister.
1166
01:08:38,792 --> 01:08:41,759
...ate peyote
with the Hopi Indians.
1167
01:08:41,761 --> 01:08:45,596
My entire crew is planning on wearing
black armbands in memory of her.
1168
01:08:45,598 --> 01:08:49,833
Why couldn't you just throw the
script away like everyone else?
1169
01:08:49,835 --> 01:08:53,670
This is my big chance, Marshal.
1170
01:08:53,672 --> 01:08:56,873
If Wells finds out about... If the
dentists find out the truth...
1171
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:58,841
If you ruin this for me,
I swear to God...
1172
01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,476
You can't win, Steven.
1173
01:09:01,478 --> 01:09:03,511
They will crucify you.
1174
01:09:03,513 --> 01:09:07,848
The Providence Cancer Society had
a dinner honoring me tonight.
1175
01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:10,550
They flew in Fred Willard to M.
1176
01:09:10,552 --> 01:09:13,819
They had a scholarship
named after her for summer cam.
1177
01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:17,389
Don't you get it?
They love Charlotte.
1178
01:09:17,391 --> 01:09:21,226
They need her.
The fact that we made it up...
1179
01:09:21,228 --> 01:09:22,660
it means nothing.
1180
01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:24,862
You'll never
get away with it, Steven.
1181
01:09:24,864 --> 01:09:27,664
You can't fool Hollywood.
1182
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:31,133
They can smell a fake
a mile away.
1183
01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,236
I'm not a fake.
1184
01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:52,886
I'm a director.
1185
01:10:26,321 --> 01:10:29,488
One in a million, huh?
1186
01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:31,890
One in a million.
1187
01:11:36,556 --> 01:11:41,325
The director is on set.
Repeat, the director is on set.
1188
01:11:48,634 --> 01:11:50,400
Half-hour, Miss French.
1189
01:11:57,642 --> 01:11:59,808
Anyone bring film?
1190
01:12:24,901 --> 01:12:26,800
Very quiet, please.
1191
01:12:26,802 --> 01:12:29,869
Director on set.
1192
01:12:37,611 --> 01:12:40,511
They grab old Dottie,
then she walks in.
1193
01:12:40,513 --> 01:12:44,681
Well, the way it goes.
One in, one out.
1194
01:12:44,683 --> 01:12:47,750
I'm gonna ask Joe
to work on his next movie.
1195
01:12:47,752 --> 01:12:49,451
Props.
1196
01:12:49,453 --> 01:12:51,753
I'm not carrying
anybody's chairs.
1197
01:12:51,755 --> 01:12:53,454
Who cares what we do
1198
01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:55,956
as long as we get the fuck
out of this van?
1199
01:13:08,570 --> 01:13:11,470
The lion has landed.
The circus has come to town.
1200
01:13:21,714 --> 01:13:24,614
He passed checkpoint Bravo.
1201
01:13:24,616 --> 01:13:26,949
All right,
ten minutes to showtime.
1202
01:13:34,758 --> 01:13:38,659
Ten-minute warning, people!
We've got ten minutes!
1203
01:13:38,661 --> 01:13:41,895
The tarantula
should break for lunch.
1204
01:13:49,537 --> 01:13:50,903
Hello, Joe.
1205
01:13:50,905 --> 01:13:53,972
Jack. We need to talk.
1206
01:13:56,943 --> 01:14:00,044
We should not be doing thi,
Mrs. Traviano.
1207
01:14:00,046 --> 01:14:01,879
Tommy, we're late.
1208
01:14:01,881 --> 01:14:03,814
I just wanna see this part.
1209
01:14:03,816 --> 01:14:05,916
As your lawyer,
I want to advise you...
1210
01:14:05,918 --> 01:14:07,918
You're not my lawye, Mr. Ron.
1211
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,786
You're a paralegal.
1212
01:14:09,788 --> 01:14:12,488
This Emily French...
1213
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,789
she's a revelation.
1214
01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:15,757
FBI!
1215
01:14:15,759 --> 01:14:17,458
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
1216
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:19,092
Get down on your knees.
Get down. Get down.
1217
01:14:19,094 --> 01:14:21,127
To the ground!
To the ground right now!
1218
01:14:21,129 --> 01:14:23,662
Hands behind your back.
1219
01:14:33,672 --> 01:14:36,572
So what are you doing here?
Gotti's gonna be here any minute.
1220
01:14:36,574 --> 01:14:38,674
I have some very good
news for you.
1221
01:14:38,676 --> 01:14:41,176
We arrested Gotti this morning
1222
01:14:41,178 --> 01:14:44,512
at the Raven Nightclub
in New Jersey.
1223
01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:45,880
I don't understand.
1224
01:14:45,882 --> 01:14:47,715
We had a bug up his ass.
1225
01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:50,117
Got him on tape talking
about the Castellano hit.
1226
01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,985
He's goin' away
for a very long time.
1227
01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:54,187
No, no, no, no, no.
You're wrong.
1228
01:14:54,189 --> 01:14:57,490
Gotti's in Providence.
He's coming here.
1229
01:14:57,492 --> 01:15:01,093
The man who is coming here
today is Victor Sanz.
1230
01:15:01,095 --> 01:15:04,096
He's Tommy Sanz's
87-year-old father.
1231
01:15:04,098 --> 01:15:06,965
We arrested Sanz a few
minutes ago at his house.
1232
01:15:06,967 --> 01:15:09,067
If the play is in New Jersey,
1233
01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:11,469
then why are there five cover
teams here in Providence?
1234
01:15:11,470 --> 01:15:14,430
Because I've been using
Operation Dramex as a decoy.
1235
01:15:16,041 --> 01:15:17,173
Decoy?
1236
01:15:17,175 --> 01:15:18,707
Nobody knew, Joseph,
1237
01:15:18,709 --> 01:15:20,775
not even the other agents.
1238
01:15:21,878 --> 01:15:23,978
Joseph.
1239
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:27,448
Joseph, don't be mad
about this.
1240
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:28,816
I was trying
to nail John Gotti.
1241
01:15:28,818 --> 01:15:31,584
You helped me do that.
1242
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:36,588
What about the movie?
1243
01:15:36,590 --> 01:15:40,191
We're the FBI.
We don't make movies.
1244
01:15:40,193 --> 01:15:42,726
I want you to go down there,
and I want you to shut it down.
1245
01:15:42,728 --> 01:15:45,095
We're about to shoot. We're
gonna get the very first shot.
1246
01:15:45,097 --> 01:15:46,963
Right now. Shut it down
1247
01:15:46,965 --> 01:15:49,065
and get these freaks
on the next plane back to L.A.
1248
01:15:49,067 --> 01:15:50,933
We can make movies
all over the country
1249
01:15:50,935 --> 01:15:52,834
and nail the rest
of these bosses.
1250
01:15:52,836 --> 01:15:54,735
Shut it down right now.
I can't do that.
1251
01:15:54,737 --> 01:15:59,806
I'm tellin' you, shut it down,
or I'll do it myself.
1252
01:15:59,808 --> 01:16:02,175
You're fuckin' yourself.
1253
01:16:02,177 --> 01:16:05,044
This is Jack Devine. We're not
gonna pull the plug just yet.
1254
01:16:05,046 --> 01:16:06,979
Just listen to me.
What are you doing?
1255
01:16:06,981 --> 01:16:08,714
We're gonna get the first shot,
1256
01:16:08,716 --> 01:16:11,550
and it's gonna be a beautiful shot...
Put that gun away!
1257
01:16:11,552 --> 01:16:13,251
Put that gun down!
1258
01:16:13,253 --> 01:16:14,952
Wide angle
across the desert floor.
1259
01:16:14,954 --> 01:16:16,887
Nothing can be seen
for miles. We pan left.
1260
01:16:16,889 --> 01:16:20,824
Suddenly an image appears, a mirage
limping toward us in the distance.
1261
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:23,660
Charlotte is an angel
walking across the water,
1262
01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:26,629
except the water is sand,
and the angel is dying.
1263
01:16:26,631 --> 01:16:28,063
She's dying? Yes.
1264
01:16:28,065 --> 01:16:30,899
She's limping across.
It's Charlotte!
1265
01:16:34,905 --> 01:16:38,206
Uh... she's walk...
angel's dying.
1266
01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:42,143
Oh, Joseph, you've always wanted
this so bad, haven't you?
1267
01:16:42,145 --> 01:16:47,281
You want it so bad, and now
you just fucked it all up.
1268
01:16:47,283 --> 01:16:50,183
Stop it. Put the gun down.
1269
01:16:50,185 --> 01:16:51,751
Put it down.
1270
01:16:51,753 --> 01:16:54,053
Steven is gonna make
a beautiful film.
1271
01:16:54,055 --> 01:16:57,375
We can do this... I don't give a
fuck about Steven and his movie.
1272
01:16:58,024 --> 01:17:03,626
I'm shutting this down.
1273
01:17:03,628 --> 01:17:05,661
Miss French is coming
out makeup right now.
1274
01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:11,099
Om a hum vata guru
padme siri hum.
1275
01:17:11,101 --> 01:17:15,869
Om a hum vata guru
padme siri hum.
1276
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:18,104
Roll it.
1277
01:17:18,106 --> 01:17:19,972
Quiet, people. We're rolling.
1278
01:17:19,974 --> 01:17:22,240
Arizona, scene one, take one.
1279
01:17:24,310 --> 01:17:29,212
Arizona, scene one, take one.
1280
01:17:33,984 --> 01:17:37,986
And... action.
1281
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:46,893
It's over, Snake Eyes.
1282
01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:48,729
Drop the gold.
1283
01:17:48,731 --> 01:17:52,099
We don't need
no more killin' here.
1284
01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:56,169
This got nothin' to do
with your boys, Cartwright.
1285
01:17:58,806 --> 01:18:02,107
Let's just finish this,
you and me.
1286
01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:22,691
What are you doing?
1287
01:18:22,693 --> 01:18:24,192
Marshal.
1288
01:18:24,194 --> 01:18:26,027
You're dead.
1289
01:18:27,997 --> 01:18:30,163
Marshal.
1290
01:18:32,934 --> 01:18:34,466
Marshal.
1291
01:18:34,468 --> 01:18:36,801
Mar...
1292
01:18:40,373 --> 01:18:42,740
This is Director Devine.
1293
01:18:42,742 --> 01:18:43,807
This is Director Devine.
1294
01:18:43,809 --> 01:18:47,477
Shut it down. Shut it down.
1295
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:49,111
Cut!
1296
01:18:49,113 --> 01:18:50,479
Cut. That was great, Emily.
1297
01:18:50,481 --> 01:18:52,414
We'll go again. Great.
1298
01:18:52,416 --> 01:18:53,948
Great job.
1299
01:18:53,950 --> 01:18:55,182
That's great.
1300
01:18:55,184 --> 01:18:56,750
Going again.
1301
01:18:56,752 --> 01:18:59,986
Whoa! Hey!
1302
01:19:06,494 --> 01:19:09,161
Oh, my God!
Steven, what the fuck?
1303
01:19:10,430 --> 01:19:12,930
Joe.
1304
01:19:17,769 --> 01:19:19,101
Oh, my God!
1305
01:19:19,103 --> 01:19:22,003
It's the fucking paparazzi.
1306
01:19:24,273 --> 01:19:26,439
You people are gonna learn
to leave me alone.
1307
01:19:26,441 --> 01:19:28,841
I'm just a normal person.
1308
01:19:30,945 --> 01:19:34,780
Joe, what's happening?
Who are they?
1309
01:19:34,782 --> 01:19:36,348
Dentists.
1310
01:19:36,350 --> 01:19:38,750
What?
1311
01:19:38,752 --> 01:19:39,917
Joe!
1312
01:19:39,919 --> 01:19:41,318
Joe, don't leave.
1313
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,287
Tell them it's OK.
1314
01:19:44,289 --> 01:19:47,757
Tell them. You're a producer.
1315
01:20:20,991 --> 01:20:23,858
The star, producer
and director of Leav ing Aria
1316
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:26,026
has just pulled
to the front of the theater.
1317
01:20:26,028 --> 01:20:30,363
It's an amazing directorial
debut from a tremendous talent
1318
01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:32,998
who was the toast
of Sundance this year.
1319
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,232
Emily!
1320
01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:36,674
Here she is. Emily French.
1321
01:20:38,071 --> 01:20:39,503
Leaving Arizona is the story
1322
01:20:39,505 --> 01:20:41,872
of the making of another movie...
Arizona,
1323
01:20:41,874 --> 01:20:46,142
which was, in fact, an
elaborate FBI sting operation.
1324
01:20:46,144 --> 01:20:48,377
So, Emily, how does it feel?
1325
01:20:48,379 --> 01:20:51,146
Oh, well, you know, this film was
such a labor of love for me,
1326
01:20:51,148 --> 01:20:53,848
and it was a very difficult
journey that I took,
1327
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,249
a journey that almost
got me killed
1328
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,217
by FBI agents and gangsters,
1329
01:20:57,219 --> 01:21:00,019
but I knew as soon
as I read this script
1330
01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:02,354
it would make a fantastic film.
1331
01:21:02,356 --> 01:21:04,289
Bye-bye!
1332
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:22,905
Thank you. Enjoy the show.
1333
01:21:22,907 --> 01:21:26,508
Thank you. Enjoy the show.
1334
01:21:39,189 --> 01:21:43,124
Hope you enjoyed the show.
1335
01:21:43,126 --> 01:21:46,160
Good night, Mr. Schats. Good
night, Heston. Take care.
1336
01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:48,061
Goodbye.
1337
01:21:57,005 --> 01:21:59,305
Hello, Steven.
1338
01:21:59,307 --> 01:22:02,441
My wife didn't drown
in a Jacuzzi,
1339
01:22:02,443 --> 01:22:04,209
Sasha was my dog's name,
1340
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,412
and she killed herself
because I was never home.
1341
01:22:07,414 --> 01:22:09,547
My real name is Joe Devine.
1342
01:22:09,549 --> 01:22:12,650
Yeah, I know who you are.
I saw the movie.
1343
01:22:12,652 --> 01:22:16,954
And by the way, I thought Tom
Berenger captured you beautifully.
1344
01:22:16,956 --> 01:22:19,056
They made my character
afraid of heights.
1345
01:22:19,058 --> 01:22:21,391
I could never
quite understand that.
1346
01:22:21,393 --> 01:22:24,360
Yeah, well, here's something I
don't understand, Agent Devine.
1347
01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:27,162
Why me? Why'd it have to be me?
1348
01:22:27,164 --> 01:22:29,564
I'm sorry. Millions of people,
1349
01:22:29,566 --> 01:22:33,034
and the United States governmet
takes down Steven Schats.
1350
01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:36,503
Well, why?
I'd like to know why.
1351
01:22:38,473 --> 01:22:42,274
Because you had no choice
but to believe me.
1352
01:22:42,276 --> 01:22:44,342
Go to hell, Joe.
1353
01:22:44,344 --> 01:22:47,078
I'd like to try to pay you
back some of that money.
1354
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,047
Please, stop lying to me.
1355
01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:51,381
Well, hey, wait a minute.
1356
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,617
What about your lies?
What about Charlotte?
1357
01:22:54,619 --> 01:22:56,569
Yeah, that's right,
Charlotte was a lie,
1358
01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:58,520
and I'm no director,
and you're not a producer.
1359
01:22:58,522 --> 01:23:00,989
But we almost
pulled it off, didn't we?
1360
01:23:00,991 --> 01:23:05,460
We almost made it happen.
We almost had it all.
1361
01:23:05,462 --> 01:23:08,463
That stuff only happens
in the movies.
1362
01:23:09,632 --> 01:23:11,465
Yeah, I know that.
1363
01:23:11,467 --> 01:23:15,301
Do you mind?
I'm trying to close up.
1364
01:23:16,304 --> 01:23:17,536
I got something for you.
1365
01:23:17,538 --> 01:23:20,572
I spent my last day
as an FBI agent
1366
01:23:20,574 --> 01:23:24,576
stealing this from the
evidence room in Washington.
1367
01:23:24,578 --> 01:23:26,644
It's yours.
1368
01:23:26,646 --> 01:23:28,946
I'll see you around, Steven.
1369
01:23:28,948 --> 01:23:30,447
You're not gonna believe this,
1370
01:23:30,449 --> 01:23:32,982
but I'm working on a script.
1371
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,290
What's the script about?
1372
01:23:46,461 --> 01:23:49,328
About two FBI agents,
one good, one bad,
1373
01:23:49,330 --> 01:23:51,531
chasing down a million dollars'
worth of lost drug money
1374
01:23:51,532 --> 01:23:53,598
in Los Angeles
during the 1984 Olympics,
1375
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:56,033
and here's the catch...
1376
01:23:56,035 --> 01:23:57,434
they're both Mormon.
1377
01:23:57,436 --> 01:24:00,470
Well, that's not
such a bad idea.
1378
01:24:00,472 --> 01:24:02,405
Well, it needs work.
1379
01:24:02,407 --> 01:24:04,407
Having some trouble
with the second act.
1380
01:24:04,409 --> 01:24:05,708
Yeah.
1381
01:24:05,710 --> 01:24:07,743
Second acts are tough.
1382
01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:12,613
I could use a director.
1383
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,250
Hey, Joe...
1384
01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:20,553
wanna watch this together?
1385
01:24:28,395 --> 01:24:31,629
OK, Sam, roll it, please.
1386
01:24:45,577 --> 01:24:49,412
Arizona, scene one, take on.
1387
01:24:49,414 --> 01:24:52,148
And... action.
1388
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:29,716
Live!
1389
01:25:29,718 --> 01:25:33,119
I want to live!
1390
01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:45,697
Oh, my God.
1391
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:51,435
An American eagle?
1392
01:26:10,755 --> 01:26:13,221
That looked pretty good.
1393
01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:16,623
Yeah.
1394
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:17,523
I liked the pan.
1395
01:26:17,525 --> 01:26:20,158
It seemed to work.
1396
01:26:21,828 --> 01:26:26,730
Wanna watch it again?
1397
01:26:26,732 --> 01:26:29,599
Would you play it again, Sam?
1398
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:37,605
So, what's your movie called?
1399
01:26:37,607 --> 01:26:39,173
I don't have a title.
1400
01:26:39,175 --> 01:26:40,674
It's set in L.A.,
1401
01:26:40,676 --> 01:26:43,610
so I thought it should be
Hollywood something.
1402
01:26:43,612 --> 01:26:46,179
Hollywood Heat?
1403
01:26:46,181 --> 01:26:48,281
Hollywood Cash?
1404
01:26:48,283 --> 01:26:50,883
Hollywood Gold. Hollywood Chas.
1405
01:26:50,885 --> 01:26:53,151
Hollywood and Vine.
1406
01:26:53,153 --> 01:26:55,686
Hey, that's pretty good.
1407
01:27:43,299 --> 01:27:45,666
What time is your audition?
1408
01:27:45,668 --> 01:27:46,833
1:30.
1409
01:27:46,835 --> 01:27:48,801
Oh, good luck.
1410
01:27:48,803 --> 01:27:52,471
I know you're gonna get it.
1411
01:27:52,473 --> 01:27:55,574
You love Oreos.
1412
01:27:59,212 --> 01:28:03,347
I... I love you so much.
1413
01:28:08,487 --> 01:28:12,922
You got to accent... uate
the positive.
1414
01:28:12,924 --> 01:28:17,192
And elim... inate the negative
1415
01:28:17,194 --> 01:28:18,893
� And latch on
1416
01:28:18,895 --> 01:28:20,861
� To the affirmative.
1417
01:28:20,863 --> 01:28:23,363
But don't mess
with Mr. In-Between
1418
01:28:23,365 --> 01:28:26,466
� Ah, you got to spread joy.
1419
01:28:26,468 --> 01:28:29,702
Up to the maximum
and bring gloom.
1420
01:28:29,704 --> 01:28:33,840
Down to the minimum
and have faith.
1421
01:28:33,842 --> 01:28:38,944
Or pandemonium
liable to walk upon the scee
1422
01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:40,779
� To illustrate
1423
01:28:40,781 --> 01:28:42,547
� My last remark.
1424
01:28:42,549 --> 01:28:46,384
Jonah in the whale,
Noah in the ark
1425
01:28:46,386 --> 01:28:47,952
� What did they do.
1426
01:28:47,954 --> 01:28:51,922
Just when everything
looked so dark?
1427
01:28:51,924 --> 01:28:54,658
� Man, they said.
1428
01:28:54,660 --> 01:28:57,661
We've got to accent... uate
the positive.
1429
01:28:57,663 --> 01:29:01,865
And elim... inate the negative
1430
01:29:01,867 --> 01:29:04,000
� And hang on
1431
01:29:04,002 --> 01:29:05,801
� To that affirmative.
1432
01:29:05,803 --> 01:29:10,038
But don't mess
with Mr. In-Between
1433
01:29:23,619 --> 01:29:25,418
� To illustrate
1434
01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:27,653
� My last remark.
1435
01:29:27,655 --> 01:29:30,522
Jonah in the whale,
Noah in the ark
1436
01:29:30,524 --> 01:29:32,457
� Tell me, what did they do.
1437
01:29:32,459 --> 01:29:36,694
Just when everything,
everything looked so dark?
1438
01:29:36,696 --> 01:29:38,996
� Man, they said
1439
01:29:38,998 --> 01:29:40,697
� We've got to accent...
1440
01:29:40,699 --> 01:29:42,665
� Oh! ...Uate the positive.
1441
01:29:42,667 --> 01:29:46,035
And elim... inate the negative.
1442
01:29:46,037 --> 01:29:50,439
And hang on
to that affirmative.
1443
01:29:50,441 --> 01:29:52,974
But don't mess, don't mess
with Mr. In-Between
1444
01:29:52,976 --> 01:29:55,810
� No, no, no, don't mess.
1445
01:29:55,812 --> 01:29:59,947
Oh, baby, I said don't mess
1446
01:29:59,949 --> 01:30:02,616
� You better not.
1447
01:30:02,618 --> 01:30:09,022
Don't mess
with Mr. In-Between, yeah